Monday, June 20, 2011

HOMEROOM: The Board of Education

                Back in ‘61, we got to school he old-fashioned way – – – I, for example,  walked 1.8 miles from 22nd and Poplar.  And, no, it wasn't uphill both ways. That lasted until our senior year when we got wheels, in my case a 1941 Plymouth. Perfect!
                When we got to school, we put our coats in our lockers and chatted with some friends before heading to our gender- segregated homerooms. In my all boys homeroom, the first event of the day usually revolved around Norwood “Goody" Goodwin, the best basketball player on our team. You see, Goody had a penchant for being late. And when he was late, which was a couple of times a week, our homeroom teacher, Mr. Scott, would grab the paddle in preparation for giving Goody a whack.
                That's right; our teachers were armed and dangerous. When a new teacher reported to the front office for duty, he was issued three items: a grade book, a plan book and the paddle. These paddles were worthy of being collectors’ items. Holes were often drilled through them so there would be less air resistance on the swing. Some had written on them "Board of Education". Others had other designs. Some were plain. All threatened posterior doom.
                There is a reason why I'm so familiar with these weapons of mass destruction: I was a deserved victim many times over. There was a ritual to the whole procedure. It centered around our budding manhood. When singled out by the executioner, you would walk calmly to the front of the room, take your wallet out of your back pocket, lean over the front desk and prepare to show no grimace nor make any sound when board met butt and the pain was felt.   The sound of that whack filled the quiet classroom. You then stood up, grabbed your wallet, gave a faint smile to your classmates, returned to your seat and sat ever so gently down. Manhood proved!
                So when Goody would walk in late in the midst of the morning announcements, he went through this ritual. Now lucky for Goody, Mr. Scott was a gentle soul and applied the paddle lightly and half in jest. And why not? After all, Goody had scored 20 points in last night's game.
                Next came the obligatory Pledge of Allegiance. This was not the same Pledge of Allegiance we had said during our early elementary school years. About the time we were in fifth grade, Congress, fearing that "godless communism" might infiltrate our society, added the words "under God" to the Pledge. We never gave such things a second thought. We ritually and by rote mumbled daily such words as "one nation indivisible," then went off to study the Civil War.
                But first, there were those morning announcements over the PA system.  In 1961 those announcements began with the reading of the passage from the Bible. That's right, we graduated before the famous Supreme Court decision banning the practice of any one religion in the schools. People mistakenly believe that that decision banned prayer from the schools. It did not. Any student is free to pray in a public school as long as the prayer ritual does not disturb classroom instruction. What is forbidden is the professional staff from leading prayers or Scripture readings from any one religion.
                The part of those announcements that is forever engraved in my mind is when Principal Hamilton Gillespie gave the weather report by announcing, "Red sunrise in the morning, sailors take warning. Red sunset at night, sailors’ delight."
                And so, with the ringing of the bell, we're off to another day of learning, never knowing what new adventure might be forever engraved in our minds.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

MATH: The Ruler Rules


            Now the paddle wasn't used by all teachers. I can't ever recall a woman teacher using the paddle. In 1961 there were a lot more men teachers than are currently in the profession. This might have had to do with the G.I. Bill that enabled so many soldiers from World War II and the Korean War to earn a college degree and move into the middle class. Characteristic of their generation, they never talked about the war, so how many of our teachers were veterans, I do not know
            I seldom got in trouble in math class, probably because the subject really challenged me. I remember my senior trigonometry class taught by Mr. Mifkovic. The class would begin with students putting homework problems on the board and explaining their solutions. Following that, Mr. Mifkovic would explain the concepts involved in that night’s homework. He would then give us time to start our homework. While we were thus occupied, Mr.Mifkovic went across the hallway to the faculty room, where he satisfied his craving for nicotine. When the door of the faculty room opened, so much smoke billowed out that you could have signaled the Sioux Indians in South Dakota. Yet, there was never a discipline problem in the classroom and,thus, we never saw the paddle. I don't even know if Mr. Mifkovic had one.
            Mr. Ferretti taught 10th grade geometry. He was a good teacher, a little intense maybe, very determined that we learn the subject matter. I sat in the second row from the window about four or five seats back. One day I discovered that Mr. Ferretti did not have a paddle. He used another weapon to take your measure – – – namely, a ruler.
            He used that ruler as a pointer, and that was its primary function until one day when I detonated him. I don't recall what I did, whether it was a wisecrack I made or a paper that I threw or a conversation I was having with someone else. Suddenly, he darted down the aisle, grabbed my right arm, told me to open my hand and commenced beating the hand with the ruler. By the time he finished the 50 whacks he administered, my hand was red and a little swollen. The pain was real, but bearable.
            Mr. Ferretti turned and walked up the aisle. By the time he got to the front seat, I said, "Mr. Ferretti!"
            He immediately stopped, turned and said, "Now what?"  His face was beet red.
            Holding out my left hand, I said, "Would you like to try the other hand?"
            The poor guy charged down the aisle, grabbed my left hand and began to beat the by jeepers out of it. It took a while before I could fold my fingers again.
            Phil Temple was a witness to that incident. In the hallway after class he gave that Phil Temple smile and said, "What was that all about?"  I didn't know then, and I don't know now. It was just another day of adventure at old Strong Vincent.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

ENGLISH: Mrs. Waite


The best English teacher at Strong Vincent in 1961 was undoubtedly Mr. Scypinski.  He taught a high-powered English course designed for the best and the brightest.  Although I was far from the best, and certainly not the brightest, I applied for the course anyway.  To no one's surprise, my application was rejected.  Apparently I was destined to go through life thinking that onomatopoeia was a set of books that served as a source of information about many subjects.
So it was that I wound up in Mrs. Waite’s English class.  That poor soul was probably on the edge of a nervous breakdown.  Out of our academic class of 24 students, 17 different students were sent to the office at one time or another.
When you walked into Mrs. Waite's room at the beginning of the period, she would inevitably be sitting at her desk reading a book using her index finger to move down each line of print.  If you went to the desk and said, "Mrs. Waite, I have a question," she would raise her right hand as if swearing an oath and make you wait until she had finished reading a particular paragraph or page.
"Yes?"  She would ask looking up at you.
"Gee, I forgot what I was going to ask," was often the reply, which, unfortunately, only succeeded in pushing her ever closer to the edge.
One member of that class was the unforgettable and lovably crazy Abdel Mokhriby (RIP).  Abdel was probably a Muslim from Morocco, although we could have cared less about that.  To us he was just crazy Abdul, who was so busy enjoying life that school seemed almost irrelevant to him.  Much of his out of school time was spent in a pool hall on State Street, where he could hustle some money.
One time Abdel was in a class taught by Mr.Gervais, referred to by students as Jumping Joe.  The class was assigned an essay to write.  Being too busy to write essays, Abdel somehow got a hold of an essay written by Franklin Miller (RIP) and copied it in his own sloppy handwriting.  Franklin's paper, of course, was well written and probably typed.
When Jumping Joe returned the corrected papers, Franklin got an A and Abdel got a C. The injustice was more than Abdel could bear.  He grabbed Franklin's paper and took it, along with his own, up to Gervais, pointing out that both papers were word for word the same.”You’re right,” said Gervais, who then proceeded to give both papers the same grade – – – an F for cheating.  It remained a great injustice in Abdel’s eyes.
Now back to Mrs. Waite's class, where Abdel sat in the seat behind me.  This was a split class, meaning we went to class for 20 min. and then had a half-hour lunch break before returning to the classroom.  Consequently, many students brought a bagged lunch to class.  Nothing upset Mrs. Waite more than a student eating in class prior to the lunch break.
One day I arrived in class about 10 min. late with a written excuse, which I placed on her desk.  Seeing me out of the corner of her eye as she furiously wrote on the chalk board, she told me to take a seat.  As I was sitting down, Abdel rattled his lunch bag and said, "Geis, you can't eat lunch now!"
Mrs. Waite wheeled around from the chalkboard, pointed an accusatory finger at me and said, "How many times do I have to tell you, you can eat your lunch in class."
"I wasn't eating my lunch," I protested.
"Yes, you were.  Don't lie!"
"I'm not lying," I said.
"I have had enough!  Go to the office, right now!"
I grabbed my books and lunch bag and started out of the room, glancing back and looking at Abdel, who was grinning ear to ear and giving me a wink.  I gave a return smile and nodded my head as if to say, "Good one!  You got me good!" 
So off I went to see Mr. Lubowiki, the assistant principal.  This was the third time Mrs. Waite had kicked me out of class, so Mr. Lubowiki decided it was time to put me in another English class.  The only class that fit my schedule was a non-academic English class taught by Mr. Hess, who was in his last year of teaching.  He loved Shakespeare, but he was teaching to a class that couldn't care less.  And Hess could care less that half the class was sleeping.  Since I had an interest in what he was doing and paid attention, it was like having a personal tutor.
So, instead of being in a top English class my senior year, I wound up being in one of the bottom classes.  That is ironic, considering where destiny would take me four years later.  But that's another post for another day.

Friday, June 17, 2011

SPORTS STORIES: A Trophy of Trophies’ Class


            We had some real good athletes in that class of ‘61.  Our swim team, with students like Pat Flanigan, Pat Cahill, Roger Ellenberger and Jack McAllister, went undefeated that year, making it about 12 years in a row that the team had been undefeated.
            Similarly, the cross-country team, led by Abdel Mokhriby and  Bill Nottelmann, went undefeated to extend their winning streak to around eight years.  You name it, wrestling, track, baseball, basketball, we fielded some excellent teams.  Only one sport was a disaster, and that was football.  I think we had a losing football team every year, year after year.  Despite that, we won the Trophy of Trophies, given to the high school with the best athletic performance that year in the city of Erie.
            I would be remiss here if I didn't mention girls’ sports, of which there were hardly any.  These were the days before Title IX, when girls were judged to be too weak to participate in something so strenuous as sports.  Remember girls’ basketball, when players were only allowed to take three steps before passing the ball?  It was the height of the Cold War, and we saw pictures of Russian women driving trucks, working on construction sites, and even working as doctors.  Such mistreatment of women could never happen in the USA.  Everyone knew that a woman and a stove belonged in the kitchen, and if she were to have a profession it must be restricted to nursing or teaching.  In 1961 we had no idea that drastic change in the form of a feminine revolution was about to occur.  Or that classmate Joyce Savacchio would become the first woman mayor of Erie.  Anyone with daughters is glad that they weren't born in the "good old days."
            I want to mention some personal vignettes from my participation in cross-country and track.  Our cross country coach, Stan Wilkinson, was a great guy.  He maintained our team’s long undefeated streak by making us run our derrières off during practice (which in my case was not a good thing because I needed the padding as protection from the paddle).  For example, we would go to the T-intersection of West 26 Street and Zuck Road, where we would start our 3.1 mile practice run up that ever ascending road to the Erie Golf Club’s course, while Wilk drove up and down in his car, urging us on.
            Wilk had one bad arm which he could not move.  Whether this was due to a wound or an accident or was congenital, I do not know.  But I can see him standing in front of a chalkboard prior to a meet going over the strategy, banging on the board with his good arm and, in one instance, telling us he wanted us to place the first seven runners across the finish line.  At that meet we put six of the first seven runners across the finish line, while winning the meet handily.  But, because we failed to put the first seven runners across, Wilk made us run the hills of Frontier Park when we got back to school.  That's how we learned that hard work and determination brought victory.
            Most country runners, including crazy Abdel Mokhriby, were on the track team, coached by Vince Bell.  The top three milers in the city that year were Abdel and two runners from Academy High School, Keyes and McBride.  Their first head to head competition was on our track behind the high school.
            Determined to win, Abdel came up with a plan to psych Keyes and McBride out.  Just prior to the start of the race, Abdel lit up a cigarette and took a couple of puffs.  The coaches didn't see him, but Keyes and McBride did.  When the starter yelled, "Take your mark!” Abdel, as per plan, handed me the cigarette as the starter's gun went off.
            At the end of the first quarter-mile lap, Abdel was in the lead.  As he approached me, I handed off the cigarette, as if it were a baton.  Abdel took a puff and flicked the cigarette away.  Grinning from ear to ear, he glanced back at his two rivals before pouring on the coal to win the race.  Today that stunt would get you kicked off the track team, and most likely suspended from school.  But this occurred before the Surgeon General's Report linking cigarette smoking to cancer and marking the beginning of a long anti-smoking crusade.  Coach Bell merely gave Abdel a verbal reprimand for unsportsmanlike conduct.  And Abdel gave us the memory of a life time.  Fifty years later I still smile when I think of it.
            I have another sport’s memory that I got as a spectator when our football team played Tech in the Erie Stadium.  That Tech football team had the best football player Erie ever produced, future NFL star Fred Biletnikoff.  Freddy B. had the ball and was running for a sure touchdown at the north end of the stadium.  Seemingly out of nowhere came our own Bobby Loeb, closing the gap and eventually tackling Biletnikoff to prevent the touchdown.  That outstanding effort is etched in my mind as if it happened only yesterday.  I can't remember who won the game, but I'll never forget that tackle made by Bob Loeb.
            Academics and athletics blended well at Strong Vincent in 1961.  Winning the Trophy of Trophies was a proud achievement.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

GYM AND POOL: The Naked Truth

            What I'm about to tell you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I say that because friends and family to whom I have told these tales have stated more than once that they couldn't possibly be true. But true they are, for public education was very different in 1961 than it is today.
            This is the story of Bobby and Billy Brabender, muscular twins who taught phys-ed and were wrestling coaches in the city schools. Bobby was at Vincent, and Billy was at East.
            Bobby used the paddle in that gym class more than it was used by all other teachers in all classes of Strong Vincent. If, for example, you were playing basketball that day in gym class, and your team lost, everyone on the losing team had to lineup, bend over and get whacked with the paddle. Whatever the competition, losers got whacked. We neither complained about, nor questioned this practice. It was just the way it was, and we assumed that it had always been that way.     
            Like a Marine drill sergeant, Bobby loved to do or say things that would humiliate you. If I recall correctly, the Class of ‘61 had two state wrestling champions, Gaylord McGoon and Terry Haise. Terry was in the 112 pound class. One day in gym class Bobby thought it would be entertaining to have me, at 160 pounds, wrestle Terry. The big guy against the little guy. Terry was all over me with his wrestling moves, although I was too much of a load for him to pin. A few minutes later Bobby ended the match, declaring Terry the winner, then repeatedly asking how I could let such a little guy beat me.
            We had Gym Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. On Tuesdays and Thursdays we had Pool. Like homeroom, these were gender segregated classes.  And, as unbelievable as it sounds, we wore no swim suits. That's right, we swam butt naked. As with gym class, we just accepted it as the way things were and the way things had always been.
            Now during wrestling season you could get out of swimming by joining Bobby’s Palm Beach Club.  You did this by buying a ticket to that night’s wrestling match. Instead of swimming, Palm Beach Club members sat in the bleachers overlooking the pool and talked, did homework or just relaxed. Those who didn't buy tickets had to swim laps nonstop for half an hour. As you swam, Bobby would be walking back and forth with a bamboo pole in his hands, poking in the ribs anybody who was lagging behind to get them moving faster.
            Being hard-core, I hardly ever bought a ticket. On one of those occasions, I deliberately lagged behind the other swimmers. As I slowly swam, I kept my eye on Bobby. When he reached out to poke me in the ribs with that bamboo pole, I grabbed it in a vain attempt to pull him into the water. Big mistake there! For that transgression I had to get out of the pool, stand butt naked at the edge of the pool, bend over in preparation for a dive, then, heeding Bobby's orders to "grab your jewels," await the whack of the paddle before diving into the pool in a manner that would not get Bobby wet.
            But that would have been too easy. If I had wanted the easy route, I would have joined the Palm Beach Club. So, instead of diving, I cannonballed into the water creating a splash big enough to reach Bobby. Needless to say, he wasn't very happy. I had to repeat the process of lining up for another dive. My buttocks already bore the welt from the first whack.  So there I stood, manhood in hand, and, after receiving the whack of all whacks, I dove as smoothly and as splashlessly as possible into the water.
            As unbelievable as this all sounds today, it actually happened. We lived through it and were none the worse for wear. For me, the memories were worth every whack as I have spread this story far and wide.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

SEX and the Class of '61

SPECIAL NOTE: A definitive list of those classsmates who lost their virginity prior to graduation will be posted soon.  You will undoubtedly be shocked at some of the names appearing on that list.  Stay tuned!

We all know that sex sells.  Come on, admit it!  When you saw the titles of these blog posts, this was the first one you opened and read.  I'll give this post my best shot and hope it's not anti-climatic.
Unlike today, we grew up in a culture that was not permeated with sex the way today's culture is.  The press kept the peccadilloes of politicians out of the newspapers.  Censors cleaned television scripts of any reference to sex. Despite being married, poor Ozzie and Harriet had to sleep in separate beds.  Our parents seldom displayed open affection in front of us, and if the words, "I love you" were ever uttered by my father's lips, I certainly wasn't around to hear them.  The word "love" was not bantered around as freely as it is today.
Not that the opposite sex wasn't on our minds.  There were plenty of couples who stayed together throughout high school, some eventually getting married.  Dating involved words like "necking" and "petting," words that have all but disappeared from the language as today's Coca-Cola kids insist on "The Real Thing."
The porn industry was in its infancy in those pre-computer days.  What today would be called soft porn could be found in places like Joe Latona's Barber shop on W. 18th St.  There were no unisex styling salons back then, only beauty shops for women and barbershops for men.  Joe had a good collection of "girlie" magazines in that all-male domain.  These contained photos of pre-implant, all natural young beauties that a teenage boy could only dream about (and often did).  You made certain you went to Joe's for a haircut on a Saturday, his busiest day, when you were sure to have to wait at least a half hour before getting your hair cut.  The truth of the matter is that if one of these nubile babes had jumped out of the magazine into real life and said, "I'm yours, what you want to do?"  we would have been so flabbergasted, we would probably have just run out the door.
And then there was Bridget Bardot, the French sex kitten who came to America in the form of a movie titled "And God Created Woman."  It was playing at the Strand Theater, right next to the YMCA.  Ray Morin and I were regulars at the Y, except for one day when we bagged the Y in order to "sneak" into the Strand to spend an hour and a half with Bridget.  We watched the curvaceous Bardot cavorting around in a bikini, a garment that would soon explode on the American scene, but which in 1961 was associated with those decadent Europeans.  If the movie had been rated by the Wood Foundation, I'm sure Ray and I would have given it five logs.
Now, none of that ever translated into a girlfriend.  Having grown up in an all-male household (mothers don't count), I couldn't begin to interact with girls.  I just got all goofy around them. They made me do strange things, like take Spanish.  My father came from Germany, and I had aunts, uncles and cousins in Germany whom I wished to visit one day.  Yet, instead of taking German, I took Spanish.
And that was Joan Blila’s fault.  I took Spanish because Joan took Spanish.  I sat in the back of the room because Joan sat in the back of the room.  Joan was there to learn Spanish, but I was there to entertain Joan and make her smile, which I frequently succeeded in doing.  Mrs. Blila was the teacher and was very indulgent of my fascination with her daughter.  Of course, I never asked Joanie out on a date, for that would've taken a  word that was not in my limited Spanish vocabulary – – – cohones. 
Oh well, such is life.  I, like most of my classmates, graduated with my virginity firmly in hand.  Little did we know that two years following our graduation, the birth control pill would be invented and the sexual revolution would begin.    For the first time in history, women did not have to worry about an unwanted pregnancy.  That opened many doors, giving us the opportunity to make up for lost time.
In fact, we lived in the best of times.  Science gave us the birth control pill that set off the sexual revolution in our youth, and in our "old age", science gave us the little blue pill to assist the leaning Tower of Pisa.
And now for that list of those classmates who lost their virginity prior to graduation.  It ain't happening.  I lied.  Hey, this post is about sex.  Everybody lies about sex.  If you don't believe me, ask Bill Clinton.
Oh yes, one final thought.  I have been referring to heterosexual behavior, but I would be remiss if I didn't mention the homosexual lifestyle which was severely repressed in 1961.  We must have had some sort of awareness of homosexuality, because I recall a day in Mr. LeBlanc's Latin class when he introduced the Latin word "homo" as part of our vocabulary, and I alone laughed out loud.
"You find that word funny?"  asked Mr. LeBlanc.
"Yeh," I said.
"Well, maybe you would like to tell us why you find that word so funny," said LeBlanc.
"It made me think of an English word," I replied.
"And what was that word?"  LeBlanc asked.
"I forget," I said.
"Well," said Mr. LeBlanc, "why don't you go stand in the hall until you remember what that word was."
So I went out and stood in the hall, and, about twenty minutes later, Mr. LeBlanc came out to talk to me.  "So," he said, "have you had enough time to remember that word?"
"Yes, I have," I replied.
A brief silence followed.  "Well, and what was that word?"
"Homogenized," I responded.
Exasperated, he told me he knew what I was thinking even if I didn't want to tell him.  He told me to return to the classroom and think before I reacted.  That was the end of the incident.
Suffice it to say that most, if not all of us were blissfully unaware of any gay classmates.  Hell, they themselves might of been unaware that they were gay.  Coming-of-age was difficult enough if you were straight.  It must've been impossibly painful if you were gay.  I'm sure that fifty years later, this subject is still, according to surveys, difficult for many in our generation to deal with.   My personal attitude is, when you're happy, I'm happy.  This country has more important issues to worry about than a person's orientation.
Well, enough of this post, although there are additional stories to tell: letters from camp, girl-ask-boy date, the basement rec room double-date, the secret admirer, etc.  I will spare everyone from reliving those awkward teenage moments we all experienced.
I, like most of you, emerged from those somewhat embarrassing years AOK.  Having a wonderful wife, two daughters and two granddaughters has enabled me to adjust to the feminine perspective.  I said “adjust,” not “understand.”  Some things are not meant to be.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

RETURN OF THE NATIVE: Part I


 Return of the Native: Part I
            After graduating from Vincent in 1961, I spent four years at conservative Grove City College.  Shortly thereafter, I flew to Germany on a one-way ticket to meet uncles, aunts and cousins that I had only heard about.  I lived with my aunt and uncle while working in a local factory that manufactured tires.  Some of those experiences were chronicled in articles written for the Erie Times.
            In the beginning of November, 1965, I returned home in a rough North Atlantic crossing aboard the SS United States, the world's fastest passenger ship.  Needing a job, I put in an application for a teaching position in the Erie School District.  After an interview in the downtown office, I was hired as an English teacher and told to report to Strong Vincent High School the following Monday morning.
            How unbelievable is that!  The kid who couldn't qualify for an advanced English class, the kid who was kicked out of his senior academic English class three different times (see “English” post) until being assigned to a non-academic class, was now going to return to his alma mater as an English teacher.  No wonder our schools are failing.  Life is indeed stranger than fiction.
            That Monday morning I walked into the hallowed halls and proceeded directly to the office, where Mr. Lubowiki, the former disciplinarian who was now the principal, stood behind the counter.
  With a big smile, I said, "Gordon Geissler, reporting for duty."
"Good Lord!"  said Mr. Lubowiki.  "I saw your name on the paper I received from downtown, and hoped against hope that there were two Gordon Geissler's and that I was getting the other one," he said with a smile.


"I'm afraid there is only one Gordon Geissler", I replied.
"I know that now," he said.  "At least I won't have to worry about you being sent to the office."
That would prove to be true.  After all, who had the authority to send me, now a teacher, to the office?  As things would turn out, the operative word would no longer be "send," but rather another s-word --- " summon."  But, I'm getting ahead of myself. For now, I was issued the tools of the trade – – – a grade book, a plan book, and a paddle.  I, who had so often been the recipient of pain from that instrument, was now officially authorized to administer justice.  I was about to realize the sheer power that a college degree granted.
It is imperative for any new teacher walking into a classroom to establish himself as an authority figure.  Students will always test any behavioral boundaries that a new teacher draws.  And in a school where the culture of corporal punishment reigns, the instrument of such punishment must be wielded or students will view you as a wimp and you can kiss class control goodbye.
And so it was with me.  Early on I had a rambunctious class that was determined to test my limits.  One day, as this talkative group was doing an assignment, I had to quiet them down several times.  Finally, I issued a warning: "The next one who talks gets the paddle."
This warning was greeted not with fear, but with whispered chuckling.  Soon a boy started talking with the student next him.  This was my test and I had no choice.
"Tom, I warned you.  Come up here, take the wallet out of your back pocket, bend over and grab the desk," I ordered.  I don't know what I would have done had he refused to comply.  But compliance was part of the culture.  It would have been unmanly for Tom to shrink from his destiny.
As he got ready, I grabbed the paddle.  "Now Tom," I said sternly, "there are three different whacks that I give – – – the quarter whack, the half whack and the full whack.  This is your lucky day, Tom.  Since this is your first offense, you're only getting the quarter whack.  All I can say is, you never ever want to experience a full whack."
You could have heard a pin drop in that class as I administered justice.  Tom passed his test, taking it like a man.  I passed my test by willingly using that paddle.  And the class worked quietly until the end of the period.  All was well.
In the classroom every teacher soon learns to expect the unexpected, some occurrence that was not anticipated in textbooks or education classes.  One such event occurred early on that year when, after I had used the paddle on a boy, another student said, "Mr. G, how come you never paddle a girl?"
"Well," I responded, "I guess it's because the girls don't get into trouble the way boys do."
"But that's not true, Mr. G.  Julie is always talking, but never gets the paddle.  That's unfair."
"You're right!  From now on girls, you're on notice.  We will have equal justice.  From now on Julie and all girls are on notice that the paddle will be equally applied to anyone and everyone who cannot behave."
As the boy who had brought up the topic of my injustice looked around at his classmates with a smile and a glint in his eye, a girl piped up with the question, "You wouldn't really hit a girl, would you Mr. G?"
"From now on, it's equal justice for all," I said with a smile and a nod of the head.  "Don't test me!"
I then gave an assignment that the students were to work on individually, no talking allowed.  A few minutes into the assignment and Julie was already talking.
"Julie, I said no talking.  This is your only warning.  The next time you talk, you will get the paddle.  Is that clear?"
The class snickered as Julie nodded her head in acknowledgment of the warning.  Neither I nor anyone else in that room had the least bit of doubt that Julie would be talking again, and we were not disappointed.  A few minutes passed, and Julie was talking again.
"Okay Julie, you were warned," I said, interrupting her latest conversation.  "Come up to the front of the room and lean over the desk," I ordered while taking the paddle in hand.
Now, this was being done in a lighthearted, almost in a theatrical way.  The class was the audience, and Julie and I were the actors on the stage.  Fortunately, she sensed this atmosphere, and was willing to play along. Again, I don't know what I would've done had she refused the order.
So, up she came and leaned over the desk.  As I gave her a gentle whack, the audience cheered and Julie returned to her seat with a faint smile on her beet-red face.  It provided a lifetime memory for every member of that class.  Luckily for me there were no parental phone calls or other repercussions from that incident.  Julie was the only girl I ever paddled (please don't say "spanked"), and may have been the only girl given the paddle at Strong Vincent.
In this culture of paddling, once students saw your willingness to use this "Board of Education", they no longer had to test you.  I only used the paddle on five or six students that year, mainly in the beginning, and hardly ever later on as the year wound down.  I don't know when corporal punishment was banned it in Erie schools.  I only know the when I took on a new teaching assignment in southeastern Pennsylvania, corporal punishment in that region had long ago been abandoned.  And I never missed it.
  (Part II can be accessed in the archives at the  top right)